4.
We stopped off in Juneau and the North Pole before ending up on a rooftop in downtown Tokyo. Tokyo carries crazy connotations, for a unicorn. It is our Las Vegas. It is kind of like Vegas, too, in that we take a gamble walking on ground level, what with all the cars that cannot see us and the millions who are too busy fiddling with their technology to notice a sparkling equine trying to get by without goring anyone. I mean, it’s bad enough being this short without having a horn thing between your eyes that you can’t even see half the time, if you can imagine that.Anyway, the guy named Ned puked all over the polishing tile of a rooftop Tokyo betting hall. Larry was going to let him down into it and all, but I angled my head so that my horn caught his armpit and only pulled his Converse through the mess.
“Larry, buddy, can I have that rider when you’re done with him?” One of the unicorns standing in a buffet line strutted up to where Larry was polishing his hoofs against the tile. He was one of those type who probably think they’re hot stuff, with all that mane-shaking and tail-twitching.